THESE GOD DAMN NIGGERS WITH THEIR GOD DAMN 'BAMA BUCKS ARE FUCKING UP OUR ECONOMY.

THESE GOD DAMN NIGGERS WITH THEIR GOD DAMN 'BAMA BUCKS ARE FUCKING UP OUR ECONOMY.

So. Apparently inflation is the key to fixing the US economy now? Or so thats what they're going to do or some shit? lulz. How about that fucker saying Democrat is the Food Stamp party? loloooo. I guess it's kinda true though. Most of middle-class America doesn't seem to see this shit because they don't get to live in the fucking ghetto like I do, so let me school you silly little fuckers on how these fucking niggers are working us all over (and how you can do it too!)

Step 1. Drop the Fuck out of High school.

     This step is key, because if you don't you might attain a high enough education to realize what you're doing is wrong and/or obtain friends who aren't willing to be social scum like yourself.

Step 2. Don't you DARE get a fucking job

     If you get a job, theres a good chance your application for free food money, subsidized housing, and free healthcare may be denied. Proving that you're poor and willing to make yourself look even more poor on paper is an extremely important part of living your socialist niggerfuck life.

Step 3. Knock a bitch up

    This is where a lot of people would back out, but it's also where a lot of people unintentionally jump into the process. You see, once you have a child and no income, the government is required to give you some fucking cash. You will get a set amount of food stamps based on your income (which should be nothing if you're following this guide) as well as free healthcare for your babymomma and your child. At first you might only be able to get WIC, which only covers women infants and children, but thats okay because as soon as the children start to grow up, you'll get more of them foodstamps.

Step 4. Knock the bitch up several more times

  Now somewhere in here you're going to realize that money is tight any maybe you should get a job. Do not do this. Trust me, if you just keep poppin' out babies, they're gonna keep giving you more and more fucking money. It's great. 

Step 5. Turn your stamps into cash

  Now you can actually start getting dollars. If you've done all of the above chances are you're living in some shithole neighborhood where every house is government subsidized and crack dealers are everywhere. If you're doing it right you should be getting ~$2-3000 a month in stamps. Now, in most ghettos you can find little corner stores that will trade you $100 food stamps for $50 cash. Cha-ching. 

Congratulations, you now have money courtesy of American Taxpayers and the ingenuity (read: laziness) of niggers across the country.

Now that you've got a bit of cash...

Step 6. Buy some fucking drugs

   Since you're already in the ghetto, you should have no trouble procuring a pound of weed or a kilo of coke to cook up to supplement your income. By the time you're successfully pulling this step off, you should have plenty of cash to buy yourself nice things, but remember: do not move out of the ghetto, do not buy a nice car. If you want to do either of those things, you'll have to get a job at McDonalds or something to prove tax-wise that you're paying for these things legit. If you do that, you're risking your 'bama bucks. 

You are now a successful nigger, happy niggering.